=== CHRelationships ===

Can I ask you about someone? #Hero

I'd love to hear your questions. #CutHero

    -> CHRMenu
    
=== CHRMenu ===

Who's on your mind? #CutHero

    + [The final boss!]
        -> CHRVillain
        
    + [The princess!]
        -> CHRPrisoner
        
    + [Lackey One!]
        -> CHRLackeyOne
        
    + [Lackey Two!]
        -> CHRLackeyTwo
        
    + [Lackey Three!]
        -> CHRLackeyThree
        
    + {SecondPlayer} [Second Player!]
        -> CHRSecondPlayer
        
    + {WashingMachine} [Washing Machine!]
        -> CHRWashingMachine
        
    + [Actually, nevermind.]
        -> CHRExit

=== CHRVillain ===

So yeah, what do you think of the final boss? #Hero

Nothing, but let me tell you about  my final boss. #CutHero

I bet that'll really give me something to think about. #Hero

    + [There's someone else I want to talk about.]
        -> CHRMenu
        
    + [Actually, that's enough gossip.]
        -> CHMenu
        
=== CHRPrisoner ===

So yeah, what do you think about the princess? #Hero

Not as cool as my princess. #CutHero

You had a princess too? #Hero

...No. But they might've added one if they had kept going with me! #CutHero

Yeah, of course, sure they would've! #Hero

Don't patronize me. #CutHero

    + [There's someone else I want to talk about.]
        -> CHRMenu
        
    + [Actually, that's enough gossip.]
        -> CHMenu
        
=== CHRLackeyOne ===

Any feelings about Lackey One? #Hero

Someday. #CutHero

Great. #Hero

    + [There's someone else I want to talk about.]
        -> CHRMenu
        
    + [Actually, that's enough gossip.]
        -> CHMenu
        
=== CHRLackeyTwo ===

You've gotta have feelings about Lackey Two! #Hero

You gonna make me? #CutHero

...no. #Hero

    + [There's someone else I want to talk about.]
        -> CHRMenu
        
    + [Actually, that's enough gossip.]
        -> CHMenu
        
=== CHRLackeyThree ===

So what do you think of Lackey Three? #Hero

Do you just sit around and think up opinions of everyone you know or something? #CutHero

You seem to expect this, and it's weird. #CutHero

I mean, yeah. #Hero

Got to do something while I'm idling, y'know? #Hero

Oh. I know. #CutHero

    + [There's someone else I want to talk about.]
        -> CHRMenu
        
    + [Actually, that's enough gossip.]
        -> CHMenu
        
=== CHRSecondPlayer ===

So, you know Second Player? #Hero

Yeah. We're friends. #CutHero

Oh. Nice. #Hero

You don't know how lucky you are to have a second player like that. #CutHero

Oh, yeah, no, totally, just, super lucky. #Hero

Mmm-hmmmm. #CutHero

    + [There's someone else I want to talk about.]
        -> CHRMenu
        
    + [Actually, that's enough gossip.]
        -> CHMenu
        
=== CHRWashingMachine ===

Have you ever talked to the washing machine? #Hero

Sure. #CutHero

About what? #Hero

That's so not your business. #CutHero

    + [There's someone else I want to talk about.]
        -> CHRMenu
        
    + [Actually, that's enough gossip.]
        -> CHMenu
    
=== CHRExit ===

Actually, that's enough gossip. #Hero

Everything always ends so quickly, doesn't it? #CutHero

    -> CHMenu